Anchors Away Quotes
Sailor : Evenin', ma'am.
Samantha : Ahoy matey! Nice d**key!
Female police officer : Ma'am, it's against city law to deface public property.
Samantha : This man said he loved me and I caught him eating another woman's p***y.
Female police officer : Carry on, ma'am.
Anthony : When's the last time you had sex?
[Charlotte pauses to think]
Anthony : If you had to think about it it's been too long.
Charlotte : Well, when was the last time you—
Anthony : 10 :30 today at the gym!
Samantha : I can't even be around that man. He's dangerous and toxic.
Carrie : So he's manthrax?
Samantha : Ladies! Seamen, twelve o'clock!
Miranda : I pray when I turn around there are sailors, because with her, you never know.
Carrie : It's over for me. Here lies Carrie. She had two loves and lots 'o' shoes.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Charlotte : I read it in a magazine.
Miranda : What magazine? Convenient Theories For You Monthly?
Samantha : Come and get me sailors.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007