Attack of the Five Foot Ten Woman Quotes

Miranda Hobbes

Miranda : What's in your goodie drawer? Robert's Rules of Order?
Charlotte : I don't have a goodie drawer.
Carrie : Oh, everybody has a goodie drawer.
Samantha : I have a goodie closet!

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Carrie : I've talked to her twice. Once I was in a cowboy hat and once I was in my bra. I'm like frickin' Annie Get Your Clothes Off.

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Miranda : Do you have a rolling pin?
Carrie : On me?
Miranda : In your kitchen.
Carrie : Are you kidding me? I use my oven for storage.

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Samantha : I find the higher the number the worse the sex. I went out with somebody the third who couldn't even get it up.
Miranda : Imagine how bad Henry VIII must have been.

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Carrie : You know who these women marry? The roman numeral guys.

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Miranda : I love how they say "until recently, the bride [worked]."
Carrie : Yeah, meaning she quit her job as soon as she found her soul-mate-slash-investment-banker.

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Carrie : There are very few things this New Yorker loves as much as Sunday brunch. You can sleep until noon and still get eggs anywhere in the city, alcohol is often included with the meal, and Sunday is the one day a week you get the single woman's sports pages: the New York Times wedding section.

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