Catch-38 Quotes
Miranda : I'm sorry, Steve, I'm an asshole.
Steve : Yeah you are. But you're my asshole.
Miranda : That's sweet. And gross, at the same time.
Miranda : Last night Steve and I held hands for an hour and a half watching... the fire. He was looking into my eyes; I was looking for the remote.
• Rating 4.7 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007Miranda : I'm in the woods in my negligee and my cell phone only has two bars left. HELP!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Charlotte : Why should you give up having a baby for a man you hardly know?
Carrie : Why should I give up a man for a baby I hardly know I want?
Carrie : That attitude, by the way, that awareness on the part of a woman that time is a-tickin'—it's very sexy to a man.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Carrie : Brady knocked the vase over.
Aleksandr : That's pathetic, blaming the baby.
Charlotte : Is it safe? Are there stairs? What about sharp edges?
Carrie : Charlotte, it's a death trap. We're just going to strap a pillow around the kid and hope for the best.
Charlotte [on Brady] : I'll take him! I'd love to take him! He's adorable.
Miranda : It's four days. Adorable stops after a day and a half.
Miranda : What I don't understand is, if they got it all, why do you need chemo?
Samantha : Because he's an asshole!
Carrie : Evidently there could be something microscopic.
Samantha : Like his d**k!
Carrie : Excuse me, do you have cancer or Tourette's?
Carrie : It was hard to be huffy in a cloth robe but somehow Samantha pulled it off.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007