Don't Ask, Don't Tell Quotes
Charlotte [drunk] : I want to do things to him that I have never done to anyone. Like the other night I was thinking about putting whipped cream all over my body.
Samantha : Low fat Kool Whip is the best. It's less sticky than other brands.
Charlotte [After the wedding] I finally get to sleep with Trey.
Carrie : Excuse me?
Miranda : You haven't slept with him yet?
Samantha : Honey, before you buy the car you take it for a test drive!
Charlotte : Is it so much to ask that you not wear your dress up around your see you next Tuesday?
Samantha : My what?
Charlotte [drawing characters in the air] : C - U - Next -
Carrie : Tuesday? Oh my god! Was that a schoolhouse rock I missed?
Charlotte [whispering] : Could you please not use the F-word in Vera Wang?
• Vote for this Quote! • August 13th, 2007 Charlotte : Carrie, you're right, you have to tell him. But not before the wedding. It's supposed to be my week.
Miranda : It's your day. You get a day. Not a week.
Samantha (on kilts) : I like the idea of men in skirts. Easy access.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 13th, 2007