Frenemies Quotes
Miranda : I'm staying way out of this one.
Carrie : Way out. New Jersey out.
Samantha [on Charlotte] : That girl needs the stick out of her ass and a d**k in her coochie, pronto!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 13th, 2007 Jim : I'm an engineer now.
Carrie : On the railroad?
Carrie : Awww, wow, he's cute!
Miranda : Was. Damn.
Carrie : Do you know that there are no available men out there?
Miranda : Ahh, we're at my date's wake, so—yes.
Miranda : Everybody masturbates.
Samantha : Mmm, I did it this morning.
Carrie : Well, that explains why I got your voicemail.
Samantha : Hey, you almost masturbated, he almost got it up, together you almost had sex.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 13th, 2007 Charlotte : We've been trying, you know, to...
Samantha : F**k?
Charlotte : Whatever. And it's just not...
Samantha : Getting big and hard?
Carrie : What is this, dirty Mad Libs?
Miranda : They're starting to die on us.
Charlotte : Oh my god.
Samantha : Well, at least you weren't stood up.
Miranda : 35 and they're dying! We should just give up now.
Carrie : Well, on the bright side this could explain why they don't call back.
Charlotte : How did he...
Miranda : Heart attack. At the gym.
Carrie : See? This is why I don't work out.