Old Dogs, New Dicks Quotes
Miranda : If 85% [of men] aren't circumsized, that means I've only slept with 15% of the population, tops.
Carrie : Wow, you're practically a virgin!
Samantha : It's not what it looks like, it's what they can do with it.
Charlotte : Well, I don't need one that can make its own carrying case.
Carrie : You've never seen an uncircumsized one?
Charlotte : I'm from Connecticut!
Samantha : If checking out other women is the biggest problem you're having with him, you're lucky.
Carrie : Well, if it's that small, then he should be able to stop.
Samantha : Oh please, you can't change that about a man. It's part of their genetic code. Like farting.
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