Sex and the Country Quotes
Samantha : These [fast food apple pies] are surprisingly delicious!
Carrie : I know! Why would anybody go to the trouble of making one when you can buy one that is so perfect and individually sized?
Carrie : The only thing that I have ever successfully made in the kitchen is a mess. And several little fires.
• Rating 4.7 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 14th, 2007 Carrie : What's he doing out here?
Samantha : Pushups, by the look of it.
Samantha : Anything else around here need milking?
• Vote for this Quote! • August 14th, 2007Samantha : What is it with the weekends now? I swear to God every guy I've f**ked since Memorial Day wants to know what I'm doing this weekend. They just don't get it. My weekends are for meeting new guys so I don't have to keep f**king the old ones.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 14th, 2007 Samantha : Who's the farmer with the dells?
Carrie : Young MacDonald?
Samantha : Oooh! E-I-E-I-O!
Carrie : Yes, I'd like a cheeseburger, please, large fries and a cosmopolitan.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 14th, 2007Carrie : You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat in a cuter outfit.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 14th, 2007 Trey : She's expecting us. If we miss the orchid show she'll be devastated.
Charlotte : Then I guess we'll just have to have sex at your mother's.
Trey : People having sex in Connecticut? There's a first time for everything.