Shortcomings Quotes
Carrie : Wallis was right. The most important thing in life is your family. There are days you love them, and others you don't, but in the end they're the people you always come home to. Sometimes it's the family you're born into and sometimes it's the one you make for yourself.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 11th, 2007 Charlotte : That was a terrible thing I said.
Samantha : Yes, it was. Now if you'll excuse me, I have another tour group coming through my vagina in ten minutes.
Charlotte [to Wesley] : You don't know Samantha. I do. She has so many notches on her bedpost it's practically whittled down to a toothpick.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 11th, 2007Charlotte [to Samantha] : Is your vagina in the New York City guidebooks? Because it should be—it's the hottest spot in town—it's always open!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 11th, 2007 Samantha : I f**ked a guy once because his family had a pool. He was pretty much of a nerd, but... I'd go over there and get all cocoa-buttered up. His mom loved me. She was always serving me Kool Aid and chips.
Carrie : Kool Aid?
Samantha : Yeah! Kool Aid! I was thirteen. And honey—you should've seen my tan!
Carrie : I like him.
Samantha : Well, that's real swell, but it still doesn't get the cream in the cupcake.
Carrie : But the thing I like best about him is his family.
Samantha : Mmm! Anyone there you can f**k?
Duncan : I'm just one of those weird male aberrations who prefers to be married. I like stability, I like routine. I like knowing there's people waiting for me at home. I guess that makes me sound pretty dull.
Miranda : Are you kidding? You're the heterosexual holy grail.
Vaughn : Hey, GQ called.
Carrie : Really? They want you to write something?
Vaughn : No, they want me to wear something. It's great to be a writer these days. There's so little writing involved.
Carrie : Just don't be photographed in anything sleeveless. No one who went sleeveless ever won a Pulitzer.
Samantha : Here's what I think. Round up all the divorced men and keep them in a pound. That way, you get their whole history before you take one home.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 11th, 2007 Miranda about her divorced boyfriend : I don't wear vintage clothes. I hate flea markets. I don't collect antiques. Is it too much to ask that he not be... I don't know... used?
Carrie : Okay, before this goes any further, just make sure his parts are still under warranty.