The Baby Shower Quotes
Carrie [buying a pregnancy test] : Which kind do I get?
Miranda : Here. This one's on sale: half off.
Carrie : I just spent $395 on a pair of open-toed Gucci's last week. This is not the place to be frugal.
Miranda : Maybe it's maturity or the wisdom that comes with age, but the witch in Hansel and Gretel—she's very misunderstood. I mean, the woman builds her dream house and these brats come along and start eating it.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 10th, 2007 Carrie : There's a woman in there breastfeeding a child who can chew steak.
Miranda : You know how I feel about that. If you can ask for it, you're probably too old for it.
Miranda : So all I have to do to meet the ideal man is to give birth to him.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 10th, 2007 Samantha [watching Lanie strip at a party] : Look at her: the poster girl for low self esteem.
Miranda : You know, I have low self esteem, but I express it the healthy way—by eating a box of Double Stuff Oreos.
Samantha : So help me—she f**ks on my couch, she buys it.
Carrie : Isn't that how you got the couch from me?
Samantha : Frankly, I think it's sad, the way she's using a child to validate her existence.
Carrie : Exactly. Why can't she just use sex and a nice c**ktail like the rest of us?