The Big Time Quotes
Miranda : I do not want [a baby] eventually and my clock is running out... I mean, I've only got like a million viable eggs left.
Carrie : Three hundred of which we just killed with those martinis at lunch.
Charlotte : Do you have another?
Carrie : Ladies, I am not Tampax central. Put on list: buy tampons.
Charlotte : Well, I have them at home but they won't fit in my Kate Spade purse.
Miranda : Wow—Kate must have a tiny vagina.
Steve : Oh come on, I want a baby. It would be fun.
Miranda : It's not like owning a foosball table, Steve.
Charlotte (looking at a catalog) : Oh my god! Vagina weights!
Samantha : Honey, my vagina waits for no man.
Charlotte : Listen to this: sometime in the ten years before menopause, you may experience symptoms including all-month long PMS, fluid retention, insomnia, depression, hot flashes or irregular periods.
Carrie : On the plus side, people start to give up their seats for you on the bus.
Charlotte : How old were you [when you lost your virginity]?
Carrie : Eleventh grade. Seth Bateman. His smelly rec room. Half a joint, three thrusts, finito.
Charlotte : Eew!
Carrie : And P.S.—it was on the ping pong table.
Charlotte : Did you know I read that if you don't have sex for a year, you can actually become re-virginized?
Carrie : And, I would imagine, quite frisky.
Carrie : So you're "everything but" girl.
Charlotte : I like to think of it as "kissing with extras."
Carrie : How very ninth grade of you.