The Cheating Curve Quotes

Samantha Jones

Carrie : Samantha could always be counted on to take life's lemons and make them into Spanish Fly.

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Big : This is fun.
Carrie : It's not supposed to be fun. This is somebody's wedding.

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Miranda : I'd like to forget some of the men I've slept with.
Charlotte : I keep a list.
Miranda : Oh, how sweet. "Men to do today."

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Charlotte : I just don't understand. How could you forget someone you slept with?
Carrie : Toto, I don't think we're in single digits anymore.

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Carrie : It all seemed so familiar. She was having a deja f**k.

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: Men cheat for the same reason dogs lick their balls: because they can.

Carrie : Well, I think maybe there's a cheating curve. That someone's definition of what constitutes cheating is in direct proportion to how much they themselves want to cheat.
Miranda : That's moral relativism!
Carrie : I prefer to think of it as quantum cheating.

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Samantha : Men cheat for the same reason dogs lick their balls: because they can.

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Samantha : Nobody told me it was BYO man!
Carrie : Well, what did you expect? It's a lesbian art show.
Samantha : I know! But don't straight guys usually follow them around to see what they're going to do?

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