The Cold War Quotes
Miranda : Elizabeth Taylor got gang-banged in the park?
Samantha : Oh god, that's so 80's!
Smith : Are you sure you want to do this?
Samantha : It worked for Paris Hilton. I need to set the record straight—literally!
Anthony : The frickin' dog just got her period! ... Show's over!
Charlotte : Don't say that! We can still compete. I once won a junior gymnastics meet when I had mine.
Anthony : It's a dog! What are you going to do, run around looking for a teeny tiny tampon?
Miranda : I thought you weren't going to sweat the small stuff.
Samantha : Look, I can't have cancer and be a fag hag!
Carrie : Oh, you are a good friend. All the way from Brooklyn to see a bunch of dogs run in a circle.
Miranda : She came to watch my baby get baptized, I came to watch her baby get judged.
Samantha : Everyone's talking about me! In the blink of a tabloid I went from Demi to Liza.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Miranda : I don't talk to Steve about my work.
Carrie : And he doesn't mind?
Miranda : I think he prefers it that way.
Carrie : But you guys share everything else.
Miranda : Because we're in Brooklyn. There's no one else to talk to!
Charlotte : Smith is not gay.
Miranda : Of course not!
Charlotte : So this makes you his beard.
Samantha : I'm a beard in a wig.
Samantha : Well, I decided to turn a little hair loss into a lot of hair gain.
Stanford : Oh, you're gettin' wiggy with it!
Miranda : I had to walk all the way from the subway in these heels. My feet are killing me.
Steve : Why didn't you just carry them and wear sneakers like everyone else?
Miranda : Stop. You can take me out of Manhattan but you can't take me out of my shoes.