The Drought Quotes
Charlotte : Is he a good kisser?
Samantha [crying] : Oh, who the f**k cares? His d**k is like a gherkin.
Charlotte : So, which church does his mother go to?
Carrie : Park Avenue Presbyterian.
Charlotte : Good church! It's one of the best on the east side!
Carrie : What, are you rating churches? Is there a Zagat guide for that?
Miranda : Four stars. Great bread; disappointing wine selection.
Carrie [seeing Mr. Big leaving church with his mother] : There he was, wearing Armani on a Sunday: Mr. Big. I'll admit it was a bit of a shock. Up until that moment I thought he only believed in the Yankees.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 10th, 2007 Samantha : Men aren't that complicated. They're kind of like plants.
Samantha : Normal is the halfway point between what you want and what you can get.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 10th, 2007 Miranda : You farted! You're human!
Carrie : I don't want him to know that!
Woman on the street : They say the average 33-year-old woman has sex 3.5 times a week. I'd like to know who that woman is.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 10th, 2007Carrie : There are 1.3 million single men in New York, 1.8 million single women, and of these more than 3 million people, about 12 think they're having enough sex.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 10th, 2007Carrie : New York City is all about sex. People getting it, people trying to get it, people who can't get it. No wonder the city never sleeps. It's too busy trying to get laid.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 10th, 2007