The Fuck Buddy Quotes

Carrie Bradshaw

Miranda : You double-booked?
Carrie : How do you conceive pulling this one off?
Charlotte : Early dinner with bachelor number one, late supper with bachelor number two.
Samantha : My god, you're turning into a man!

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Miranda : My f**k buddy moved to Chicago. Now, we have phone sex.

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Carrie : A f**k buddy is a guy you probably dated once or twice and it didn't really go anywhere, but the sex is so great you sort of... keep him on call.
Samantha : Ooo, he's like dial-a-d**k!

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Samantha : Carrie, you can't date your f**k buddy.
Carrie : Say it a little louder, I don't think the old lady in the last row heard you.
Samantha : You're going to take the only person in your life that's there purely for sex, no strings attached, and turn him into a human being? Why?

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Carrie : The idea that someone else was having great sex and flaunting it was more than [Samantha] could bear. So she decided, if you can't join 'em... beat it.

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Carrie : It's a pattern.
Samantha : I don't have a pattern.
Carrie : In math, randomness is considered a pattern.
Samantha : Yes, and I'm what they call a prime number.

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Total Quotes: 6