The Ick Factor Quotes
Miranda : Tell me what you're talking about.
Samantha : I'll tell you tomorrow. I don't want to ruin your special day.
Miranda : Forget about my special f**king day and be normal, please, I beg of you!
Samantha : I have breast cancer.
Miranda : What?
Samantha : See? Now it's my special f**king day.
Aleksandr : Are you okay?
Carrie : No! I'm an American. You gotta take it down a notch.
Miranda : Are you just making this stuff up now?
Carrie : No. And this might sound crazy but I don't think it's an act. I think he actually means it.
Miranda : That doesn't make it okay! Has he considered your feelings?
Miranda: I don't even care about the wedding. I just want to be with Steve.
Charlotte: (Crying) Oh, Miranda!
Miranda: Ok, this is exactly what I don't want. No tears.
Carrie: (Crying) Oh my God.
Samantha: (Crying) I can't believe it.
Miranda: That's it! You're all freakin' me out. (Gets up to leave) Samantha, I expected more from you.
Carrie : So yesterday, the Russian read me a Russian poem. But, you know, in English.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Miranda : I said no white, no ivory, no nothing that says virgin. I have a child. The jig is up.
Carrie : How about I read you a little bit of my favorite poetry?
Aleksandr : Please.
Carrie [Reads from Vogue] : "C**ktails at Tiffany's calls for classic charm. Oscar de la Renta sleeveless silk full skirted dress with black patent leather bow belt." Now that is pure poetry.
Charlotte : I can't believe you would actually consider having a boob job.
Miranda : I can't believe you went to Planet Hollywood.
Samantha : I had a cold, hard dose of reality. From this! Look!
Charlotte : You're in In Touch magazine?
Carrie : And that's your dose of reality?
Carrie : You know that song he wrote for me?
Miranda : Yeah. Ick.
Carrie : Well, it had a name. La Femme Avec Le Yeux Lumineuse.
Charlotte : The Girl With The Eyes That Sparkle?
Samantha : What's French for ick?
Miranda : Eek!
