The Monogamists Quotes
Jared : And the greatest thing about writing a successful book, besides the validation and the acclaim is knowing that I'm pumping my ideas in the world.
Carrie : I thought it was the fact that you could behave like an utter asshole and people would find you amusing. :
Jared : I'm like in love with you, you know that. I'm like in love with you. [pause] Will you go home with me tonight?
Carrie : Come on, you wouldn't commit to a nice guy, given the chance?
Stanford : I can't even commit to a long distance carrier.
Random woman : Monogamy is fabulous. It gives you a deep and profound connection with another human being, and you don't have to shave your legs as much.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 10th, 2007 Miranda [to Charlotte] : Are you telling me you never perform this act?
Carrie : She'll juggle, she'll spin plates but she won't give head.