The Perfect Present Quotes
Miranda : I'm just getting Brady ready to go out for a night with his dad. Packing up the old diaper bag, making sure he has everything he needs: bottle... binky... TROJANS...
Steve : Look, Miranda—
Miranda : I'm not exactly thrilled that our baby is having sex already, but I sure am glad he's using protection!
Carrie : Charlotte, always the straight-A student, took to her Judaism class like a Gefilte fish to water.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Charlotte : Doesn't that waiter look familiar?
Samantha : I f**ked him.
Carrie : Oh! That guy!
Charlotte : Carrie, you have to know where he's been so you know what you're getting.
Samantha : As long as what you get doesn't itch, I say you're fine.
Samantha : Tell me why we're going to this again?
Carrie : She's an old friend going through a breakup. We're being supportive.
Samantha : On a Friday night?
Charlotte : She tried to kill herself!
Miranda : It was six Advil!
Charlotte : On an empty stomach!