The Turtle and the Hare Quotes
Carrie : My Zen teacher also said: the only way to true happiness is to live in the moment and not worry about the future. Of course, he died penniless and single.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 10th, 2007 Stanford : It's so brutal out there. Even guys like me don't want guys like me. I just don't have that gay look.
Carrie : I dunno, you look pretty gay to me. C'mon, maybe it's just a phase.
Stanford : Puberty is a phase. Fifteen years of rejection is a lifestyle.
Carrie : I just love Sleeping Beauty! The music, the sets, the costumes. It's so romantic!
Stanford : You only like it because she sleeps for a hundred years and doesn't age.
Samantha [about the Turtle] : Once we get the breath under control, I'm going to take him shopping for a whole new wardrobe. He's a cute little fixer-upper!
Carrie : Sweetheart, he's a man, not a brownstone.
Carrie : I'm not going to replace a man with some battery-operated device.
Miranda : You haven't met The Rabbit.
Samantha : Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called The Horse.
Miranda : Wow! A guy who doesn't want to get married! Film at eleven!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 10th, 2007