Valley of the Twenty-Something Guys Quotes

Carrie Bradshaw

Charlotte : I'm afraid if I don't, you'll dump me, and if I do, then I'll be the up-the-butt girl. And I don't want to be the up-the-butt girl because, I mean, men don't marry the up-the-butt girl. Who's ever heard of Mrs. Up-The-Butt?

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Carrie : Meanwhile, uptown, Charlotte wondered when relationships had gotten so complicated. She yearned for the time when dinner was followed by dessert, not lubricant.

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Carrie : Why don't you two have a guy's night. You know... talk, cry, shoot bear...

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Samantha : All I'm saying, that this is—this is a physical expression that the body was, well, it was designed to experience. And P.S., it's fabulous.
Charlotte : What are you talking about??? I went to Smith!!
Samantha : Look, I'm just saying... the right guy, and the right lubricant...

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Cab Driver : No! No smoking in cab!
Carrie : Sir, we're talking up the butt. A cigarette is in orde

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Sales guy [to Carrie and Twenty-Something Sam, who were making out in a Banana Republic dressing room] : Please. This isn't the Gap.

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Carrie : If you keep talking like that I'm going to have to charge you by the minute.

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Carrie : Men in their forties are like the New York Times Sunday crossword puzzle: tricky, complicated, and you're never really sure you got the right answer.

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Carrie : Sometimes you need a second opinion. With doctors, real estate... men...

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