Sex and the City Quotes (Page 13)
Samantha : You know what I think? I think, don't do that.
Carrie : What?
[Samantha does an impression of Carrie's pout]
Carrie : Well, I'm sorry, I'm upset.
Samantha : Well, don't be! You'll be even more upset when your face is all lined.
Smith [looking at his Absolut Hunk billboard] : F**k me!
Samantha : Well, that's the first thing every woman in town will be saying after she sees it.
Smith : It's huge!
Samantha : And that's the second.
Samantha : I tell you, it is so refreshing to be with someone who likes to f**k outside the box.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Miranda : I'm just getting Brady ready to go out for a night with his dad. Packing up the old diaper bag, making sure he has everything he needs: bottle... binky... TROJANS...
Steve : Look, Miranda—
Miranda : I'm not exactly thrilled that our baby is having sex already, but I sure am glad he's using protection!
Carrie : Charlotte, always the straight-A student, took to her Judaism class like a Gefilte fish to water.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Charlotte : Doesn't that waiter look familiar?
Samantha : I f**ked him.
Carrie : Oh! That guy!
Charlotte : Carrie, you have to know where he's been so you know what you're getting.
Samantha : As long as what you get doesn't itch, I say you're fine.
Samantha : Tell me why we're going to this again?
Carrie : She's an old friend going through a breakup. We're being supportive.
Samantha : On a Friday night?
Charlotte : She tried to kill herself!
Miranda : It was six Advil!
Charlotte : On an empty stomach!
Carrie : Meanwhile, I was finally confident I could heat up my sex life, because I was a sex columnist, I was resourceful, and I was drunkitty drunk drunk.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007Samantha : F**k me badly once, shame on you. F**k me badly twice, shame on me.
• Rating 4.9 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007