Sex and the City Quotes (Page 17)
Miranda : He has to get baptized and wear a dress.
Carrie : Baby's first drag show!
Samantha : My friends don't believe you.
Richard : Am I dating your friends?
Samantha : With your track record I wouldn't put it past you.
Miranda : He got scared? ... When I get scared, I hide under the covers, not between somebody's legs.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007Samantha : I'll tell you how to babyproof. Use a condom!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Sailor : Evenin', ma'am.
Samantha : Ahoy matey! Nice d**key!
Female police officer : Ma'am, it's against city law to deface public property.
Samantha : This man said he loved me and I caught him eating another woman's p***y.
Female police officer : Carry on, ma'am.
Anthony : When's the last time you had sex?
[Charlotte pauses to think]
Anthony : If you had to think about it it's been too long.
Charlotte : Well, when was the last time you—
Anthony : 10 :30 today at the gym!
Samantha : I can't even be around that man. He's dangerous and toxic.
Carrie : So he's manthrax?
Samantha : Ladies! Seamen, twelve o'clock!
Miranda : I pray when I turn around there are sailors, because with her, you never know.
Carrie : It's over for me. Here lies Carrie. She had two loves and lots 'o' shoes.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007
