Sex and the City Quotes (Page 39)
Charlotte [to Wesley] : You don't know Samantha. I do. She has so many notches on her bedpost it's practically whittled down to a toothpick.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 11th, 2007Charlotte [to Samantha] : Is your vagina in the New York City guidebooks? Because it should be—it's the hottest spot in town—it's always open!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 11th, 2007 Samantha : I f**ked a guy once because his family had a pool. He was pretty much of a nerd, but... I'd go over there and get all cocoa-buttered up. His mom loved me. She was always serving me Kool Aid and chips.
Carrie : Kool Aid?
Samantha : Yeah! Kool Aid! I was thirteen. And honey—you should've seen my tan!
Carrie : I like him.
Samantha : Well, that's real swell, but it still doesn't get the cream in the cupcake.
Carrie : But the thing I like best about him is his family.
Samantha : Mmm! Anyone there you can f**k?
Duncan : I'm just one of those weird male aberrations who prefers to be married. I like stability, I like routine. I like knowing there's people waiting for me at home. I guess that makes me sound pretty dull.
Miranda : Are you kidding? You're the heterosexual holy grail.
Vaughn : Hey, GQ called.
Carrie : Really? They want you to write something?
Vaughn : No, they want me to wear something. It's great to be a writer these days. There's so little writing involved.
Carrie : Just don't be photographed in anything sleeveless. No one who went sleeveless ever won a Pulitzer.
Samantha : Here's what I think. Round up all the divorced men and keep them in a pound. That way, you get their whole history before you take one home.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 11th, 2007 Miranda about her divorced boyfriend : I don't wear vintage clothes. I hate flea markets. I don't collect antiques. Is it too much to ask that he not be... I don't know... used?
Carrie : Okay, before this goes any further, just make sure his parts are still under warranty.
Miranda : You double-booked?
Carrie : How do you conceive pulling this one off?
Charlotte : Early dinner with bachelor number one, late supper with bachelor number two.
Samantha : My god, you're turning into a man!
Miranda : My f**k buddy moved to Chicago. Now, we have phone sex.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 11th, 2007
