Sex and the City Quotes (Page 40)
Carrie : A f**k buddy is a guy you probably dated once or twice and it didn't really go anywhere, but the sex is so great you sort of... keep him on call.
Samantha : Ooo, he's like dial-a-d**k!
Samantha : Carrie, you can't date your f**k buddy.
Carrie : Say it a little louder, I don't think the old lady in the last row heard you.
Samantha : You're going to take the only person in your life that's there purely for sex, no strings attached, and turn him into a human being? Why?
Carrie : The idea that someone else was having great sex and flaunting it was more than [Samantha] could bear. So she decided, if you can't join 'em... beat it.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 11th, 2007 Carrie : It's a pattern.
Samantha : I don't have a pattern.
Carrie : In math, randomness is considered a pattern.
Samantha : Yes, and I'm what they call a prime number.
Carrie : Sports night: every female's fantasy. A room full of captive heterosexual men all looking to be distracted during commercial breaks.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 11th, 2007 Carrie : I do not pick the wrong guys. They pick me.
Miranda : So what, you're like a flystrip for dysfunctional men?
Carrie : Yeah, but one of those really pretty floral scented ones.
Samantha : The only place you can control a man is in bed. If we perpetually gave men blow jobs we could run the world!
Carrie : And at least our hands would be free to greet dignitaries and stuff.
Carrie : Therapy? It's just so self-indulgent. Ancient man didn't need shrinks to survive.
Miranda : Ancient man only lived until thirty.
Carrie : Hey, I don't need therapy. I need new friends!
Samantha : Look, we're as f**ked up as you are. It's like the blind leading the blind.
Samantha : Men do this all the time. Women walk around thinking "we," and their version of "we" is "me"... and my d**k!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 11th, 2007