Sex and the City Quotes (Page 41)
Samantha [to Charlotte] : I wonder what your fetish is.
Stanford : Charlotte has a thing for Crabtree & Evelyn potpourri.
Charlotte about a waiter dressed in a bondage outfit : How does he wait on tables dressed like that? It's humiliating.
Carrie : Well, the summer I worked at Howard Johnson's I had to wear an orange hat.
Stanford : Excuse me, but when did wild sex come back in style?
Carrie : I think that was the weekend you spent at the Barney's warehouse sale.
Samantha : Relationships have been on the decline ever since women came out of the cave, looked around and said, "this isn't so bad."
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 11th, 2007 Charlotte : I have never done a number two at a boyfriend's place.
Samantha : Honey, you're so uptight, you need to do a number seven.
Charlotte : I am so confused. Is he gay or is he straight?
Carrie : Well, it's not that simple anymore. The real question is, is he a straight gay man or is he a gay straight man?
Carrie [voiceover] : The gay straight man was a new strain of heterosexual male spawned in Manhattan as the result of overexposure to fashion, exotic cuisine, musical theatre and antique furniture.
Samantha : I never leave underwear at a guy's place because I never see it again.
Charlotte : What happens to it?
Samantha : Nothing; I just never go back.
Carrie : Doesn't that get a little expensive, disposing of lingerie every time you sleep with a guy?
Samantha : That's why I stopped wearing underwear on dates.
Miranda : And that's why I'm never borrowing a dress from you again.
Miranda : I'm a biological underachiever. And it's ironic because that ovary went to Harvard!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 11th, 2007 Doctor : Your right ovary has stopped producing eggs.
Miranda : Is it possible it's just on strike?
Carrie : Now I've laid down a gauntlet. He either has to say "I love you" back or I guess I'm going to have to break up with him.
Charlotte : Well, how long are you going to give him?
Carrie : Well, I didn't put an expiration date on the sentiment, but I figure it's got the shelf life of a dairy product. It's going to start to curdle in about a week.