Sex and the City Quotes (Page 45)
Samantha : Does he have a pair of lowhangers?
Carrie : Is that a patented phrase?
Miranda : How did it happen that four such smart women have nothing to talk about but boyfriends? It's like seventh grade with bank accounts.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 11th, 2007Carrie : Miranda was a huge fan of the Yankees. I was a huge fan of being anywhere you could smoke and drink at two in the afternoon without judgment.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 11th, 2007 Charlotte : It takes half the total time you went out with someone to get over them.
Carrie : I always like a good math solution to any love problem.
James : And how are the most beautiful women in Manhattan?
Miranda : If we see them, we'll ask.
Charlotte : Oh God, seeing someone for the first time [after you break up] is the worst. You never know how to act.
Carrie : Yeah, and then there's the vomiting.
Charlotte : Is he a good kisser?
Samantha [crying] : Oh, who the f**k cares? His d**k is like a gherkin.
Charlotte : So, which church does his mother go to?
Carrie : Park Avenue Presbyterian.
Charlotte : Good church! It's one of the best on the east side!
Carrie : What, are you rating churches? Is there a Zagat guide for that?
Miranda : Four stars. Great bread; disappointing wine selection.
Carrie [seeing Mr. Big leaving church with his mother] : There he was, wearing Armani on a Sunday: Mr. Big. I'll admit it was a bit of a shock. Up until that moment I thought he only believed in the Yankees.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 10th, 2007 Samantha : Men aren't that complicated. They're kind of like plants.
