Sex and the City Quotes (Page 48)
Carrie : Charlotte hadn't been that excited since she tried on her JV cheerleading uniform for the first time.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 10th, 2007Carrie : The closest Charlotte had ever come to getting screwed on a plane was the time she lost all her luggage on a flight to Palm Beach.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 10th, 2007 Jared : And the greatest thing about writing a successful book, besides the validation and the acclaim is knowing that I'm pumping my ideas in the world.
Carrie : I thought it was the fact that you could behave like an utter asshole and people would find you amusing. :
Jared : I'm like in love with you, you know that. I'm like in love with you. [pause] Will you go home with me tonight?
Carrie : Come on, you wouldn't commit to a nice guy, given the chance?
Stanford : I can't even commit to a long distance carrier.
Random woman : Monogamy is fabulous. It gives you a deep and profound connection with another human being, and you don't have to shave your legs as much.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 10th, 2007 Miranda [to Charlotte] : Are you telling me you never perform this act?
Carrie : She'll juggle, she'll spin plates but she won't give head.
Samantha : Don't worry, sweetie, don't worry! Nobody in New York notices a bus until it's about to hit them!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 10th, 2007Carrie : I will not be the first one to speak. And if he never calls me again, I'll always think of him fondly. As an asshole.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 10th, 2007Samantha [on The Rules] : The women who wrote that book—they wrote it because they couldn't get laid, so they constructed this whole bulls**t theory to make women who can get laid feel bad.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 10th, 2007 Samantha : Money is power. Sex is power. Therefore, getting money for sex is simply an exchange of power.
Miranda : Don't listen to the dimestore Camille Paglia.
