Dichotic Quotes
Chloe: So, what do we do now?
Clark: Well, first we can stop treating me like the jealous boyfriend, since none of us have actually dated.
Chloe: Now, let's go over the house rules.
Lana: And they are?
Chloe: One, do not make your bed until after 5:00 PM. Two, do not touch the dishes in the sink until it's overflowing, and three, contrary to my dad's protestations, your bedroom floor is definitely a closet.
Chloe: What really gets me is I should have known better. Only Chloe Sullivan could fall for a guy who splits himself in two. What is it about me? Do I have a sign around my neck that says "Mutant Magnet"?
• Vote for this Quote! • September 28th, 2007 Lana: I don't want to hurt your feelings either. But I was out with Ian last night too.
Chloe: Making me 0 for 2 in the "They always go for Lana" sweepstakes.
Lex: Guess I owe you a belated thank you.
Helen Bryce: Actually, I should be thanking you. It's cases like yours that convinced me to leave Metropolis.
Lex: I'm flattered I turned you from a life of nose jobs and liposuctions to small town medicine.
Clark: I don't remember ordering a side of hostility.
Lana: I can't believe you accused Ian of murdering Mr. Frankel.
Clark: Lana you have to believe me. I don't know how he did it, but he's lying to everyone.
Lana: A boy with secrets. I'm surprised you guys aren't fast friends.
Lex: Well, your mom's taking on a lot, and she's trying to find a balance. Believe me, it's not always that easy.
Clark: I guess I'm just lucky she didn't take a 9 iron to a meter maid's car.
Lex: You heard about that.
Clark: The town is called Smallville.
Lex: I was having a bad day.
Lex: Look, I'm in a hurry and I have a headache, and I don't have time for this.
Meter Maid: Yeah, I wouldn't want you to miss your tee time.
Lex: These are for a charity auction.
Meter Maid: So you'll give away a $4,000 set of golf clubs, but you'll gripe over a $25 parking ticket?
Lex: I'm sorry. Have I done something to offend you?
Meter Maid: It's always the rich ones that put up a stink. Some of us actually work for a living.
