Visitor Quotes
Lex: I've always wanted to meet an alien.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 28th, 2007 Lex: I never figured you for having an identity crisis, Clark.
Clark: It's for a friend.
Lex: Haven't heard that one before. What's your friend's problem? Napoleon or Messiah complex?
Clark: Actually he thinks he's an alien.
Lex: So that proves he isn't... come on, Clark, if you were really an alien would you go around telling people about it?
Clark: Probably not.
Lex: Let me guess. Your friend, he's a little odd. Spends a lot of time alone, thinks no one understands him. I just described myself in high school. It's a classic outsider profile. I'd say he's just trying to get attention. You believe there are aliens among us, Clark?
Clark: You don't think he's really an alien, do you?
Chloe: No. But wouldn't it be awesome if he was, though?
Clark: Yeah, it'd be the story of the century, wouldn't it?
Chloe: This isn't about Pulitzers, Clark. I mean, can you imagine being from another planet? The experiences you could share?
Clark: It wouldn't freak you out?
Chloe: Compared to most people, I think aliens would be a step up.
Chloe: Hey, Kent. I know your secret. Lana told me you're letting her board Whitney's horse here.
Clark: Oh, yeah, that. Right. Well, Tyson's really important to her. She didn't want another part of her past just taken away.
Chloe: And she'll be here every day. Just like old times.
Clark: Chloe, there's nothing romantic about mucking out horse stalls.
Clark: It's like Cyrus is in his own world. He takes teenage alienation to a whole new level.
Lana: Well, we all have our ways of escaping from our lives. I ride, Chloe writes, and you... you do incredibly strenuous farm chores by yourself.
Clark: Well, I guess you know my deepest and darkest secret now.
Chloe: What are you doing to those poor citrus?
Clark: Well, apparently there's enough acid in them to act as a battery.
Chloe: How very "Survivor" of you. What are you going to call it? A Clockwork Orange?
Pete: Don't you wish you were the first one to say that?