South Park Quotes
Chef: "Come on, children. Let's go find ourselves a nice white woman to make love to."
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 11th, 2007Eric Cartman: "Drugs are bad because if you do drugs you're a hippie and hippies suck."
• Rating 4.2 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 11th, 2007"If there's one thing I've learned, it's that the only way to fight hate....is with more hate!!!"
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 11th, 2007Steve: Oh God. One of them is a war veteran. [more knocking] We're gonna have to give him some change.
• Rating 4.3 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 11th, 2007 Cartman: [jumps off his skateboard] YES! I did it! [tosses his helmet away] I jumped over the homeless! [turns around] YES!
Kenny: (Yehes!)
Stan: That was a sweet idea, Kyle. [smiles]
Kyle: Goddamnit, that wasn't my idea!
Staff Head: We do this my way! I'm the one in charge!
Kyle: [pauses] Not anymore you're not.
Staff Head: Oh, snap. [walks off depressed]
Cartman: Do you know what this is? This is apple juice it gives me super bad farts.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 11th, 2007 Hillary Clinton: What is going on Brian?
Brian: Ms. Clinton, It appears that terrorists have snuck a snuke up your sniz.
Hillary Clinton: [fanning face] Oh my.
Brian: What can we do? Can we disable the timer?
Alan Thompson: It won't have a timer. Snukes are detonated remotely. Whoever our terrorist is has the detonator with him.
Brian: But then that means-
Alan Thompson: Yes. If we don't find that detonator, everyone in the town of South Park is going to die. Forever.
Cartman: Alright, Kenny, you know what has to happen...SOCK BATH! Everyone wash Kenny with the soap and dry him off with the socks! [students attack Kenny]
Kenny: [unmuffled] NO! NO, NOT THE SOCKS! NO! NO!
Cartman: We all know the only person who can spread the lice here is Kenny and the Jew.
Kenny: What? F**k you!