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Season 11

• Night of the Living Homeless (2)
• The Snuke (3)
• Lice Capades (3)
• Cartman Sucks (6)
• With Apologies to Jesse Jackson (4)

Season 10

• Stanley's Cup (3)
• Go God Go XII (1)
• Go God Go (2)
• Hell on Earth 2006 (2)
• Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy (1)
• Mystery of the Urinal Deuce (2)
• Make Love, Not Warcraft (6)
• Tsst (8)
• Manbearpig (6)
• Cartoon Wars: Part 2 (6)
• Cartoon Wars: Part 1 (4)
• The Return of Chef (8)

Season 9

• Bloody Mary (6)
• Trapped in the Closet (5)
• Follow That Egg (4)
• Marjorine (4)
• Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow (4)
• Erection Day (3)
• The Death of Eric Cartman (3)
• The Losing Edge (4)
• Die Hippie, Die (4)
• Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina (4)

Season 8

• Best Friends Forever (5)
• Woodland Critter Christmas (3)
• Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset (3)
• Pre-School (2)
• Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes (4)
• Goobacks (4)
• The Jeffersons (3)
• AWESOM-O (2)
• You Got F'd in the A (3)
• The Passion of the Jew (7)
• Up the Down Steroid (3)
• Good Times with Weapons (7)

Season 7

• It's Christmas in Canada (8)
• Raisins (5)
• Butt Out (4)
• All About Mormons (4)
• Casa Bonita (4)
• Grey Dawn (3)
• Christian Rock Hard (6)
• South Park Is Gay (5)
• Red Man's Greed (3)
• Fat Butt and Pancake Head (6)
• Toilet Paper (6)
• Cancelled (3)

Season 6

• Red Sleigh Down (3)
• My Future Self n' Me (4)
• The Biggest Douche in the Universe (5)
• The Death Camp of Tolerance (6)
• The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers (2)
• A Ladder to Heaven (4)
• Child Abduction Is Not Funny (5)
• Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society (4)
• Free Hat (3)
• Red Hot Catholic Love (3)
• The Simpsons Already Did It (4)
• Professor Chaos (1)
• The New Terrance & Phillip Movie Trailer (5)
• Fun with Veal (6)
• Freak Strike (6)
• Asspen (3)
• Jared Has Aides (5)

Season 5

• Butters' Very Own Episode (5)
• Kenny Dies (3)
• The Entity (1)
• How to Eat with Your Butt (2)
• Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants (6)
• Towelie (3)
• Proper Condom Use (6)
• Cartmanland (5)
• Terrance & Phillip: Behind the Blow (5)
• Scott Tenorman Must Die (3)
• Super Best Friends (4)
• Cripple Fight (4)
• It Hits the Fan (5)

Season 4

• The Wacky Molestation Adventure (2)
• Fat Camp (3)
• Helen Keller! the Musical (3)
• Probably (5)
• Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? (3)
• Chef Goes Nanners (4)
• Cartman Joins NAMBLA (3)
• Timmy 2000 (2)
• Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 (1)

Season 3

• The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000 (4)
• Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus. (2)
• Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery (4)
• Jewbilee (3)
• Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub (5)
• Cat Orgy (3)
• Sexual Harassment Panda (3)
• Tweek vs. Craig (3)
• Jakovasaurs (3)
• The Succubus (3)
• Spontaneous Combustion (11)
• Rainforest, Schmainforest (3)

Season 2

• Prehistoric Ice Man (4)
• Gnomes (3)
• Chef Aid (2)
• Clubhouses (4)
• Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls (5)
• Summer Sucks (3)
• City on the Edge of Forever (4)
• Conjoined Fetus Lady (4)
• Ike's Wee Wee (4)
• Chickenlover (4)
• Terrance & Phillip in Not Without My Anus (4)

Season 1

• Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut (5)
• Mecha Streisand (4)
• Tom's Rhinoplasty (7)
• Damien (8)
• Starvin' Marvin (4)
• Pink Eye (9)
• Death (5)
• An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig (6)
• Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride (5)
• Volcano (5)
• Weight Gain 4000 (7)
• Cartman Gets an Anal Probe (7)