A Ladder to Heaven Quotes

Chef and Crew

Cartman: I've never heard the words "only" and "candy" in the same sentence before.

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 3rd, 2007


Cartman: Maybe the reason we're not getting to heaven is because one of us is a J-O-O.
Kyle: What does my being Jewish have to do with us not getting into Heaven?

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 3rd, 2007


Alan Jackson: (in a voice sounding more high pitched than his singing voice) You little bastards ruined my latest song! [smashes guitar]

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 3rd, 2007


Mr. Garrison: A ladder to heaven? That's f**king stupid!

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 3rd, 2007


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Total Quotes: 4