Asspen Quotes
Cartman: Have you seen this trick? When someone's sleeping, you can take a glass of warm water, and when you put their hand in it…
Stan: And then what?
Cartman: …and then you pee on them!
Cartman: Hey you guys, Butters is asleep.
Stan: He's such a douchebag.
Tad: What's your name, hot shot?
Stan: Stan. Marsh.
Tad: Stan Marsh? [laughs] Stan DARSH is more like it.
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