Butters' Very Own Episode Quotes
Butters: Oh well, when I get a chipotle bleu cheese bacon burger at Bennigan's, I forget all about my dad...bein' queer and my mom tryin' to kill me. I'm gonna be okay.
Stan: Really?
Butters: No, I'm lying.
Butters: You know, you can call a shovel an ice-cream machine, but it's still a shovel, Mom and Dad. Ah, and you can call a lie whatever you want, but it's still a no-good stinkin' lie!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 2nd, 2007 Truck Driver: Yeah. Too bad you're not a broad, 'cause I need some Goddamned poontang.
Butters: Yeah. I could use some Goddamned poontang myself right now.
Butters: Oh, you mean like the time you washed my mouth out with soap for sayin' "nutsack" in front of Grandma. Yeah, I need to behave myself. [Butters slaps his right hand with his left.]
• Vote for this Quote! • September 2nd, 2007Butters: [on seeing his dad 'wrestling'] Yep. He went in there and wrestled with all kinds o' guys. He wasn't too good, though. This one black guy had him pinned down for fifteen minutes straight!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 2nd, 2007