Cancelled Quotes

Eric Cartman

Chef: A proctologist is someone who specialises in your asshole, children.
Stan: Wait, so at one point in this guy's life, he wanted to work up people's buttholes?
Chef: That's right!
Kyle: God, what a d**k.

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 4th, 2007


Stan: Dude, I have no idea what we're seeing right now, but I have a feeling it's really, really wrong.

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 4th, 2007


Taco Alien: Well, you don't think the whole universe works the way Earth does, do you? No! One species, one planet! There's a planet of deer, a planet of Asians, and so on! We put them all together on Earth and the whole universe tunes in to watch the fun!

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 4th, 2007


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