Cartman Gets an Anal Probe Quotes
Cartman: No Kitty, this is my pot pie!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007 Cartman: Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!
Mom: Well I know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight!
Kyle: My little brother's been abducted by aliens. It's true! Ask Cartman! They gave him an anal probe!
Cartman: Heh, that's, uh, that's a little joke…
Kyle: Mr. Garrison, seriously! I have to go! Can I please be excused from class?
Mr. Garrison: I don't know, Kyle. Did you ask Mr. Hat?
Kyle: I don't WANNA ask Mr. Hat, I'm asking YOU!!
Mr. Garrison: Oh, I think you should ask Mr. Hat.
Kyle: Mr. Hat, may I please be excused from class?
Mr. Hat: Well, Kyle…NO!! You hear me?! You go to hell! You go to hell and you DIE!!
Mr. Garrison: Hmm…I guess you'll have to take your seat.
Kyle: DAMMIT!!!
Cartman: Ha, ha! Mr. Hat yelled at you!
Cartman: Goddammit, I didn't have an anal probe!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007 Stan: Dude! That kicks ass!
Kyle: Yeah. Check this one out! Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
Ike: Don't kick the baby.
Kyle: Kick the baby!
Cartman: Go home, you little dildo!
Kyle: Dude! Don't call my brother a dildo!
Stan: What's a dildo?
Kyle: I dunno, and I'll bet Cartman doesn't know either!
Cartman: I know what it means!!
Ms. Cartman: You want some Cheesy Poofs, too?
Cartman: Yeah, I want Cheesey Poofs!
