Cartmanland Quotes
Kyle: (having discovered Cartman is Financial Genius) (gasps and coughs) Ooh! Aaargh! Urgh! (he flatlines)
Sheila Broflovski: (Shaking Kyle's lifeless body) Kyle? Kyle!? Get the doctor!
Kyle: Then I was right. Job has all his children killed, and Michael Bay gets to keep making movies. There isn't a God.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 2nd, 2007Cartman: What about all the years I spent making grandma like me!? All the wet, spit filled kisses I put up with? The constant smell of asprin and pee? Don't tell me I didn't earn it, you son of a bitch.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 2nd, 2007Cartman: If you see anyone on my propertah, especially Stan or Kyle, you are to shoot on sight!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 2nd, 2007Kyle: Why? How could you do this? There are people starving in Alabama! And you give Cartman a million dollars?!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 2nd, 2007
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