Child Abduction Is Not Funny Quotes
News Reporter: And so, the residents of Manhattan are prepared to evacuate, if Ms. Clinton's ass gets any bigger.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 3rd, 2007Tuong Lu Kim: Oh, I get it. Just because I Chinese, you think I build war? That i' burs**t! I'm not stereotype, okay?! Just because I'm Chinese doesn't mean I go around birding war! I'm just a normal person rike or o'you! I eat ahrice and drive ahreary srow, just rike the rest o'you! I'm not stereotype!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 3rd, 2007 Mr. Mackey: I'm not really sure having all the parents here is a good idea, okay?
Mr. Tweek: Well, maybe things would be better if we could trust people like the Stotches!
Chris Stotch: Us? YOUR family's always been the shifty-eyed ones!
Mr. Tweek: Oh yeah? [all the parents argue]
Mr. Mackey: Now, who can tell me when the first moon landing took place? Uh, how about you, Clyde?
Clyde's Dad: Nineteen sixty…
Mr. Mackey: No helping!
Kyle: (awkwardly) You're such a fatass, Cartman.
Cartman: (just as awkwardly) At least I'm not a stupid Jew.
Sheila: WHATWHATWHAT!?
