Christian Rock Hard Quotes
Randy: Stan, are you okay?
Stan: Yeah dad, we're just rehearsing our band.
Randy: Ohh.. I thought a group of Vietnamese people were getting their intestines pulled out through their mouths. *closes door*
Cartman: Oh, f**k Jesus! [Faith + 1's fans gasp; a woman screams]
Butters: Eric, I'm pretty sure you shouldn't say the "F" word about Jesus.
Token: Yeah, you're gonna hurt the band.
Cartman: [singing]
Don't ever leave me, Jesus. I couldn't stand to see you go
My heart would simply snap, my Lord, if you walked on out that door
I promise I'll be good to you, and keep you warm at night
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, why don't we just… shut off the lights
Cartman: Butters, remind me later to cut your balls off.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 4th, 2007 Cartman: Token, how many times do we have to go through this? You're black, you can play bass.
Token: I'm gettin' sick of your stereotypes.
Cartman: Be as sick as you want, just gimme a goddamn bass line.
Token: (Playng a bass melody) Goddammit.
Stan: You don't know anything about Christianity, Cartman!
Cartman: I know enough to exploit it.
