Cripple Fight Quotes

Kyle Broflovski

Randy Marsh: Kenny's dad and I were in scouts for years.
Stan: Was your dad in scouts, Cartman? Oh yeah, you don't have a dad. [everyone laughs]
Cartman: That's not funny! Jesus Christ!

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 2nd, 2007


Randy Marsh: You do not say "big silly goose", you call him an asshole like a normal kid!
Stan: All right! Fine! (to Cartman) Asshole.
Randy: That's better.
Cartman: Don't call me an asshole you big son of a bitch!

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 2nd, 2007


Cartman: [over PA] Attention shoppers, outside today we have Cripple Fight. Cripple Fight, outside.

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 2nd, 2007


Cartman: CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 2nd, 2007


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