Fat Butt and Pancake Head Quotes

Cartman

Kyle: Cartman, who in the world is Mitch Conner?
Cartman: Look, I don't care what you guys believe. But with all the crazy stuff that goes on in this town, isn't it possible, just possible, that something I don't understand happened here?
Kyle: All right, all right. I guess it's kind of possible...
Cartman: Ha ha ha! I got you, kind of! I got you, kind of!

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 4th, 2007


Cartman (as Jennifer Lopez): BEN! You bought me roses!
Ben Affleck: Jenny, oh Jenny, I just can't stop thinking about you.
Cartman (as Jennifer Lopez): I can't stop thinking about you either Ben!
Ben Affleck: I've been meaning to write a song or a poem, but I have no talent.

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 4th, 2007


Cartman (as Jennifer Lopez): You can suck my culo, chica!

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Cartman: repeat after me, Jennifer Lopez.
Ms. Lopez: Hennifer Lopez.
Cartman: no no, J-
Ms. Lopez: Hey.

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Cartman: Mommm, Ben Affleck is naked in my bed!

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Jennifer Lopez: How the f*** did I end up working at a La Taco?! I had six platinum records and starred in five Hollywood movies!
Mexican Guy: Yeah, me too.

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 4th, 2007


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