Fat Camp Quotes
Stan: [after the fake Kenny suffocates in Miss Crabtree's uterus] Oh my God! They killed Kenny! Sort of.
Kyle: Yeah! They killed Kenny... 's look-alike. You bastards!
Stan: Chef, what's a prostitute?
Chef: Dag-nabbit children! How come every time you come in here you gotta be askin' me questions that I shouldn't be answering?! "Chef, what's the clitoris?" "What's a lesbian, Chef?" "How come they call it a rim job, Chef?" For once, can't you just come in here and say, "Hi Chef. Nice day, isn't it?"!
Stan: Ok. Hi Chef. Nice day isn't it?
Chef: Thank you. Yes, it is a nice day
Stan: Chef, what's a prostitute?
Audience Member: Hey kid! I'll give you 20 bucks to eat a really old piece of bacon!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 1st, 2007
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