Freak Strike Quotes

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Cartman: I'm so bad I digitally put Jabba the Hut back in the original Star Wars movie! Whateva, I do what I want!
Maury Povich: Wow! That is out of control!

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 3rd, 2007


Out of control teen: You ain't bad, you ain't nuthin! I ditch class to go shoot heroin in the school bathroom
Cartman: I'm so bad I ran for congress and won! Then I had sex with an intern, killed her, then hid her body! Whateva, I do what I want!

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 3rd, 2007


Unlabeled Freak: Sure, everyone in this great country of ours is a freak, but true, physically deformed freaks must be recognized, for it's these real freaks that make you all feel better about yourselves for not being one.

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 3rd, 2007


Cartman: Oh yeah? I run with twelve gangs, and we only commit hate crimes. Whatever - I do what I want!

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 3rd, 2007


Cartman: [to Butters] That's awesome, Kenny!
Butters: Now gosh darn it fellas… my name's not Kenny… Kenny's dead!

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 3rd, 2007



Kyle: This is terrible dude. Maury Povich parades these poor people around on his show like carnival freaks and then gives them prizes at the end as if to justify it. What a d**k!

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 3rd, 2007


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Total Quotes: 6