Fun with Veal Quotes
Cartman: What are you waiting for? Go kill them, Worf!
Michael Dorn: I'm not killing anybody!
Cartman: Ugh! Some Goddamned Klingon you are!
FBI Leader: All right that's it. You are in fact the worst negotiator I've ever seen in action.
Mike: Alright I'll give you that. But in exchange I want three staples.
FBI Leader: Get the hell out of here!
Cartman: Mike.
Mike: How we doing?
Cartman: We got a sick kid here, Mike. Did you get the other things?
Mike: Well, I did manage to get the FDA to officially change "veal" to "tortured baby cow", but I couldn't get North or South Dakota.
Cartman: Oh, Mike, you're breaking my balls!
Cartman: We'll give you one calf, if you give us…some guns and ammunition of our own!
Glen Dumont: What?! I…I can't do that!
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought we were talkin' here, but I guess you're not talkin' to me. Goodbye.
Glen Dumont: No, no wait, oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Yuh, you're right. What reason do you have to trust me? I'm just a guy from Lakewood trying to make ends meet, you know? Just a blue-collar guy like your dad.
Cartman: Don't have a dad, Mike. That's not gonna work.
Cartman: [to a baby cow] Go ahead, that's more for us. You want some beef jerky, buddy? Yes, who's the buddy? Who's hungry? Who's the hungry man?
Kyle: Dude, that's messed up!
Randy Marsh: We gave those kids everything and they turned into little John Walkers!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 3rd, 2007
