Go God Go Quotes
Ms. Garrison: Now, I for one think that evolution is a bunch of BULL CRAP, but I'm told I have to teach it anyway. [speaking of evolution] It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this. In the beginning we were all fish, okay, swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So retard fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its...mutant fish hands...and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something, and made this...retard fish-squirrel...and then that had a retard baby which was a monkey-fish-frog...and then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey...that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey wearing a and...that made you. So there you go. You're the RETARDED OFFSPRING OF FIVE MONKEYS HAVING BUTT-SEX WITH A FISH-SQUIRREL Congratulations!
Cartman: AHHHH! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! [runs of screaming]
Ms. Garrison: See, I knew that would happen.
Kyle: [to Cartman] Yeah, I hate you, but I'm not going to help kill you!
Cartman: I thought you were my friends! I guess I was wrong! After all we've been through together, you guys won't even help me freeze myself.