Goobacks Quotes
Bill O'Reilly: On my right is pissed-off white-trash redneck conservative ... and on my left is aging hippie liberal douche.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 7th, 2007 Gooback: (with difficulty) Er, this? (points to the chicken sandwich sign)
Stan: No, not a chicken sandwich! I WANT A GODDAMN CHEESEBURGER AND SOME GODDAMN FRIES, YOU FUCKING GOOBACKS!
Cartman: Hel-lo ma'am. We're going around town and offering snow-shoveling service. Would you like your driveway and sidewalk shoveled for eight thousand dollars?
Woman: Oh well, I certainly could use some little snow-shovelers, but eight thousand dollars seems a little steep. How about ten dollars?
Cartman: Ooh, ouch, ma'am, please, let go of that tight grip you have on my balls! Ten dollars, you're breaking my balls, ma'am!
News Reporter: Aaron, I'm standing at the Time Portal, which scientists say follows Terminator rules, that is it's one way only and you can't go back. This is in contrast to say, Back to the Future rules, where back and forth is possible, and of course Timerider rules which are just plain silly.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 7th, 2007