Good Times with Weapons Quotes
Cartman: Alright, d**khole, time for you to pay! [realizes his powers don't work]Oh, no, I have no powers! Kyle took them away from me! Quick, Kyle, give me back my powers so I can fight this evil villian!
Kyle: Okay, okay, you can have your powers back!
Cartman: Alright, now I use my powers to...turn Kyle into a chicken! BLAM!
Kyle: [is turned into a chicken] GODDAMNIT, CARTMAN!
Cartman: [sing-song voice] Ha ha ha ha ha-ha, now you are a chi-cken, nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh-nyeh...
Kyle: Okay,hang on guys, I'll use my special power to see into the future, and find out where we should head next.
Cartman: Hold on you guys, I actually have another power. I can see into the future too, but better than Kyle. Let me try...
Kyle: Goddamnit, Cartman, you can't keep making up powers!!
Stan: Yeah, dude, that's like the fifth power you've come up with!
Cartman: ...I am Bullrog, and I have lots and lots of powers.
Kyle: No, asshole! From now on you only get to have one power! So what is it?
Cartman: I have the power to have all the powers I want.
Kyle: That doesn't count, fatass!
Stan: Yeah, that's it, Cartman, now you don't get to have any powers!
Chef: Well, you children should be careful with those weapons, you could put somebody's eye out.
Kyle: Yeah, we know.
Craig: Oh, s**t. You guys are in trouble. We're out of here!
Stan: No, dude! You gotta help us find him!
Craig: To hell with that!
Cartman: We're in this together, Craig!! If Butters tells on us, we're gonna tell on you; that's the ninja code!
Jimmy: Wha-what's the matter, fellas? Are you ninjas or p-p-p-p-p-pussies?
Cartman: We're twice the ninjas you fags are!
Kyle: Stop, dude! You're gonna scramble his brain!
Cartman: Go ahead and scramble it, then he won't remember it was us.
Cartman: You see guys, this is why Jews can't be ninjas. They've got no spine.
Kyle: You don't know anything about Jews, fatass!
Cartman: Oh yeah? My mom took me to see Mel Gibson's movie The Passion, and Mel Gibson says you are snakes, and you are liars. And if the Road Warrior says it, it must be true.
