It's Christmas in Canada Quotes

Stan

Saddam Hussein: Uh, don't shoot! I want to negotiate! Hey, relax!

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 5th, 2007


Kyle: God damnit, we need to get to the new Prime Minister, now!
Steve the Newfoundlander: Oh yeah, the new Prime Minister, eh? He sure has screwed up things for Newfoundland. Life just hasn't been the same since he made sodomy illegal.

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 5th, 2007


Mr. Twong: Hello from the c**kpit, this is your captain speaking. As you can see, it appears that we are going down. Now would be a good time to reflect on your life, and pray to whatever deity you believe in. Thank you for flying City Airlines. We know you have a choice in airlines, and it looks like you made the wrong one.

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Kyle: All right! We're going to Canada!
Cartman: Weak.

  • Vote for this Quote! • September 5th, 2007


Cartman: [to Kyle] You f**king asshole! This is all your fault!
Kyle: What?
Cartman: Everyone's gonna be charitable, and give money to your family instead of buying Christmas presents! You f**king Jews ruined Christmas again! [he screams and charges Kyle]

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Cartman: Kyle, I just want you to know, if it were any other time of year, I still wouldn't help you.

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Harry Gints: It was a tough time for us. It was a tough time for all of Canada. The whole country was devastated by the cola wars...

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Harry Gints: My name is Harry Gints and this is my wife Elise. We're from Canada.
Gerald Broflovski: Yes, I can tell.

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