Manbearpig Quotes
Al Gore: I am here to educate you about the single biggest threat to our planet. You see, there is something out there which threatens our very existence and may be the end to the human race as we know it. I'm talking, of course, about Manbearpig. It is a creature which roams the Earth alone. It is half man, half bear, and half pig. Some people say that Manbearpig isn't real. Well , I'm here to tell you now, Manbearpig is very real, and he most certainly exists—I'm cereal. Manbearpig doesn't care who you are or what you've done. Manbearpig simply wants to get you. I'm super cereal. But have no fear, because I am here to save you. And someday, when the world is rid of Manbearpig, everyone will say, "Thank you Al Gore—you're super awesome!" The end.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007 Al Gore: I can get you all excused from school.
Cartman: You...have that kind of power?
Kyle: It's half-man, and half-bearpig.
Cartman: No! It's half-man, half-bear, and half-pig!
Kyle: That doesn't make any sense.
Stan: It could be half-bear and half man-pig.
Al Gore: It's a half-man, half-bear, and half-pig.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007Cartman: If I miss dinner, I'm going to be so pissed off!
• Rating 3.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007 Kyle: Did Cartman just crap treasure?
Cartman: It's mine! I got it out of the cave! It belongs to me!