Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina Quotes
Basketball coach: [to Kyle] No, you see, Jews can't play basketball. They're not tall or black enough.
• Rating 4.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 7th, 2007Gerald: Look, Ike! Your daddy's a dolphin!
• Rating 1.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 7th, 2007 Kyle: Mom? Dad? What's a sex-change operation?
Gerald: [taken aback] What? Uh, n-nothing. I'll explain it to you when you're a little older.
Kyle: But our teacher, Mr. Garrison? He just had his penis made into a vagina. How come?
Ike: Penis!
Gerald: Your teacher had a sex-change? Oh, my God!
Ike: Vagina!
Mrs. Garrsion: Hey boys. It's me your teacher Mrs. Garrison.
Cartman: [Whispers] You guys, Mr. Garrison has titties!
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