Mystery of the Urinal Deuce Quotes
Mr. Mackey: Why, Clyde? Why did you do it?
Clyde: I dunno.
Mr. Mackey: You got a whole school here clyde! M'kay?, you got over 300 people that need to use the boys room!, and you decide your gonna be a comedian M'kay?, and pinch one off in the urinal! and leave it laying there for everyone to look at!
[Clyde begins to chuckle.]
Mr. Mackey: M'kay?, M'kay? you think it's funny but nobody else does, there gonna walk in that bathroom and see your rancid duke prob up against to back of the wall like a brown ragdoll!
[Clyde starts laughing.]
Principal Victoria: Mr Mackey Clyde's parents are here.
Mr. Mackey: Oh thats good! lets see what your mom and dad has to say about your little poop-scpade! Come on in please, I'm trying to get your to explain why he would drop a duke in the urinal!
Clyde's Dad: Mr Mackey theres something you should know.
Kyle: [after the conspiracy is blown] So who caused 9/11?
Stan: Wha'dya mean? A bunch of pissed off Muslims.
Hardly Boy: Yeah, what are you, retarded?
